Hot-tub facts
[(editor's note)
Below is an account of the recent hot tub affair that Nicole had with Will on Big Brother 2. The account was written by a person other than me, who witnessed the incident on the live feed provided by CBS over the internet.]
Plan now is to hang in the hot tub and drink the sangria Nicole
made. They have lots of wine and she added some
sugar and fruit juices. yum. looks like a good pre-eviction night.
everybody seems pretty relaxed. lots of effort to
make sure bunky joins in.
General chit-chat...
Around midnight
Nic say she masturbated 24 hrs. straight before she came into the
BB house.....seriously not a joke.......(too much
info if you ask me!)
All she did was masturbate. Hardy says he also thought it best to
enter with an "empty gun".getting better - nic says
"hey internet people i don't deserve a penalty nomination. i'm
being nice to will, see?" and ducks under the water for
a fake bj...Nicole continues.."plus our beds are close
together...so we can discuss the Stock Market." Nicole said
they would also be close together so they could whisper without
waking up Bunky and Monica... plus Nicole could
give will the obligatory handjob
By now Bunky is naked in the hottub. He told everyone that his
penis is hairy half-way up. Monica and Nicole want
to see but Hardy and Will leap to sit on the edge of the hottub.
They want no part of it..lol. BB turns off the jets so
Bunky is exposed. Nicole and Monica try to see his penis through
the water but say is does not look hairy. Bunky
puts his swim trunks back on. Doesn't want to be the only one
naked.
around 1:00
Nicole acting very flirtatious to Will. Holding her cigarette to
his lips then sidling up to him as she moves across the
hot tub for more sangria. Looks like Nicole is doing something to
Will under the water. He just looked over at her
with a strange look on his face. She has one arm down low and is
very close to him. She has a smirk on her face.
Also, she has been heavily pushing the sangria on him...fills up
his glass as soon as it gets low.
By 1:30 Nicole is in Will's lap. Nicole tells Will he can put his
fingers in her mouth. He does...She is laying across his
lap. Rubbing all around. Then Will gets in her lap. Nicole moves
over to Hardy's lap. She whispers something to him
but Hardy doesn't respond. She slides back over to Will's lap....
Around 2:00, conversation about nipples and areolas, sizes,
proportions, male, female, gynomastia. Monica doesn't
like this too much but does check out nic's areolas and says they
are average size (bunky said they were large when
he saw them pressed up to the shower door). Nicole asks Hardy. what
he thinks of her boobs, Hardy makes a noise
like a razzberry (pffffffffft) and Nicole freaks out a little bit,
"You are making that sound about my boobs?!" H.
insists he is making that noise about the question...Hardy says
something about her being a married woman.
Now she is in Bunky's lap. But she is pushing her feet into Will's
lap. Will tells nicole to keep her feet off his c*ck.
Will is not sure who's feet are in his crotch, Bunky's or Nicole's.
Ask both of them to stop. Nicole is rubbing on
Bunky making statements about riding his C**k and Bunky has his
hands moving under (and a little on) her
boobs..They want a measurement now to see if Bunky is gay. They are
joking about positioning with Monica getting
involved (Monica is laughing)
It's around 2:00, Nic says she is doing a "gay test". Trying to get
the men hard. She is rubbing on Hardy and he yelps
and yows and says she crushed his testicles. Bunky says "It's all
funny until someone gets their n*ts crushed."
Now Nic is rubbing on Will and says it may take some time. Bunky
says "when Gregg rubs on me it doesn't take 30
seconds." Will says "okay my sh*t's hard now". Will says "OW!"
"don't knead it like bread!" Nicole is doing
something and keeps blaming Bunky. Will is telling her stop "that's
enough" and Nicole laugingly denies it is her.
Nicole sitting on Wills lap rubbing her a$$ on him trying to see if
he will get hard. He says, "sorry shannon", to the
camera
It's around 3:00. Will and Nicole are alone in the hottub.
Will is trying to find out exactly what Nicole is trying to get
from him..how far she plans on going with the advances.
Lots of double entendre. Weather as sex. For the last few minutes
Will and Nicole have been grinning at each other
and using the 'weather report' to describe how they feel. Nicole:
It is hot & wet, etc. Then they both get annoyed
when BB tells them they have 8 hours before the wake-up call.
Nicole looks embarrased and Will looks annoyed.
Nicole is definitely doing something to Will in the hot-tub. They
are sitting facing each other so Nicole must be using
her feet. They kept trying to talk on top of it. Will is quite
drunk (unusual for him) and mentioned it to Nicole. He said
it was weird for him. Nicole asked him if he didn't like being
messed up, and he said it was different. Nicole got
offended, and then Will said, "Oh, but in regard to the weather
(the metaphor they're using for their activities), it's
really good."
Nicole started talking about Shannon and W/S meeting N/J after the
show was over. Will said, "That will
be........interesting." at the same time Nicole said "fun". They
talked about places they'd go in Atlanta and Will
mentioned a place Nicole doesn't like as pretentious. (Every once
in a while Will got a squeak in his voice from
whatever Nicole was doing.) He said he thought every place deserved
a second chance. Every once in a while Will
would move closer to take a drag off Nicole's cigarette, and she
was obviously doing something to him when he'd do
that. Will asks, "You think you're really good at "smoking", don't
you?" Nicole asks, "Are you saying I'm not?" Will
said , "No, I'm just saying, Hey.." He was acting drunk.
[author note: I left for a while because I felt weird watching it.]
When I came back they were done with whatever and chatting. Nicole
was worrying about whether their were
cameras in the hot tub. Will said he didn't think so, but mentioned
the internet. They talked a little, and Will mentioned
he and Shannon in the hot tub and it had been rainy in there.
Nicole looked offended and Will said, not as rainy as
this was though. Will then said he and Shannon in general had been
rainier than anyone knew, except Nicole, of
course. Nicole said she knew. She then was going on about how Will
really owed her a back rub now. He really,
really owed her.
As Will got out of the hottub he covered his swim trunks with a
towel. He fixed something to eat and then went in to
shower. Nicole walked into the bathroom with him and asked, "you
have your shorts on in the shower?!?" then Will
started laughing and said "yes I do ...". Not sure why. Will then
started to gag and dry heave a bit.
Around 4:00, Nicole and Will meet on the patio. He asked Nic to
look at all the scratches on his thighs, where did
they come from?
While all this was going on, Bunky and Hardy were having a very
warm and sincere chat in the HOH room and
Monica had gone to bed.
As Bunky and Will are preparing to go to sleep, Bunky asks Will if
he threw up in the shower. Will said...YES.
[(editor's note)
And later on in the diary room
Nicole is sobbing to camera.. leaving a message for Jeff, her husband
But, I swear, in my own opinion those tears sound awfully forced. Maybe that's just the way she cries.
]
She says it was a mistake to sign up for the show and not be there for her honeymoon or his birthday. Her life with her mother, etc, does not compare to the last two days. The only thing keeping her going is that she's going home to him and he loves her unconditionally like she does him.
She says she has no mentality left because they've taken everything away from her. She has had nothing left since the first week.. she doesn't know what she's been going on since then.
She thinks people who try to ruin her life just to make themselves feel better are pretty sh*tty and blah blah.
She is gonna stay because he told her to stay.. and the only reason is because he sent the banner.. and she can beat the cr*p out of that human anti-christ and that will keep her going until she gets out to see Jeff.
When she gets out, which might be next week, and I'm going to hate myself even worse if I leave out of here with nothing to give you for being away from you this long.
No one is ever going to be able to understand what it's like to be in here.
He's the only thing she has.. that's a whole entire world.. and he's the only thing she'll ever have and if she loses him.. (can't understand this part)
The only thing she's learned in here not about herself but about us is how much you mean to mean and how you're the entire world to me.. it's made our relationship paramount to anybody else's in the whole world.
I have to put on this stupid smiling happy face and go thru these stupid competitions and go thru this mental duress for what I don't even know anymore. No amount of money is worth this. I'm doing the best I can to make you proud. The only time I was able to, in 9 weeks, to hang out and have fun, it was nothing more than me finally relaxing for the first time since I left our house, and that's all it was.
::sobs::
They say there will be no more fun or relaxation until I'm out of here and in your arms and you tell me that you love me and everything is okay. BEcause I'm not talking to you, that's not gonna.. nothing that I do is gonna change. I'm freaked out, I am.
So.. I'm going for an academy award. I'm going to put on a smile and go ....with the other freaks in here.. and hopefully I'll be able to bring you some money when I leave.
I wish I could just see you right now.
Just believe that I love you more than anything. I won't be able to breathe anymore if I don't have you.
If I stay this Thursday, his ass will be out of here, I swear to God. Hardy and I made a huge mistake, but it will not happen again. I don't care what I have to do to kick him out, but if I stay, he's gone. I swear to God he's gone.
On Thursday you're gonna be here and Im still gonna be stuck in here. I can't believe this is my life. And I'm sitting here talking to cameras and I don't even know if you're watching. I've really lost my mind.
Just remember that I love you, honey. I'm going to go play maid and chef and massuese Nicole now, and work out like I have every day really hard to make you proud.
And whoever sent the banner that said I'm fat, screw off whoever you are (insert more foul words).
I love you honey.